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Ted has been away for the past few days visiting his parents in Washington D.C.

I miss him!  Today, not only did I have to kill a millipede in the bathtub but I also had to add power steering fluid to my car ALL BY MYSELF.  Also, when Ted goes away I have to bus my own dishes. 

Come back, Ted.

Comments

[kip]

for some reason, this evokes overacted, sepia-toned, silent film melodrama. complete with those titles that were edited into the action, completely disrupting any kind of visual narrative. "oh no! a millipede! save me!!" "where has the power steering fluid gone?! whatever shall become of me?" i can practically hear the plinking of an upright piano being played at breakneck speeds...

[thegirl]

That's exactly what happened!